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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Claudia~

Remember my old cute names ?  Sophia...La Queenda...
Well move over there's a new girl in town
Steve has named me "Claudia"
Not after a beautiful lady named Claudia, or because of an endearing memory of a favorite teacher or neighbor. I am Claudia because I am a Claud !
                                                              
And I have to say the name is fitting! I dropped a griddle on my toe and broke it I am sure. It was purple and blue for a week and still sore if I touch it. I tripped last week at work....TWICE!
I walked straight into a pole at the shopping center and slipped on my very own pajamas. I have always been a bit of a clutz but this is a whole new low level. I have heard that menopause does weird things to people and I am beginning  to think its the case for me. Which I find encouraging because that means there's an end in sight!  I have to just land pretty and wear a bike helmet while shopping at the mall for the next 8 years then I"m home free.

In other good news {from the carter convalescent home} I had three of my four tests completed. I  lost at least 5 pounds with the fun prep which makes me one big step closer to being a  personal trainer. They are biopsying one questionable thing in my stomach? and we should know more in a week. But I am secretly hoping it is a parasite so I can get that last 40 pounds off soon.

These are my new dishes  ~ I think they're so me!

 
Shhh dont tell Steve but I think I know what one of my birthday gifts is going to be....
A Life Alert!

Wishing you  love and giggles! And remember when life knocks us down, try to land pretty and get right back up!

2 comments:

maria said...

oh honey! this post made me laugh... only because today I tripped on my way UP the stairs, with a basket of laundry, and I didn't land pretty... haha! I stopped and laughed, it's payback for not being compassionate to that lady the other day! ;) I will pray that all the tests come back normal... as for the parasite... well maybe not so much! ;)

Jessica G. said...

You crack me up! :) Although, it may not be menopause that is causing it...Wil has said that ever since I turned 30, I am a complete mess! I fell down my stairs a few days ago, and am constantly tripping or something. :) Gotta love getting old, I guess. :) Much love to you and many hugs!!!